frostlawyer:

Things I Should Be Doing

  • so many

Things I Am Not Currently Doing

  • any of that

(via kllloud)

humansofnewyork:

“People waste way too much energy taking things personally. That Facebook post is probably not about you. It was probably an accident that you weren’t tagged in that picture. And the person you’re dating is probably acting sad because that’s how they respond to setbacks at work, not because of anything you did.”

  • 15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
  • me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance

Q

Anonymous asked:

im 13 and im going to a party tomorrow but i don't know what to drink

A

THANK YOU SWEET, SWEET LAPTOP GODS

I just spilt beer on my laptop, but I got it all off really fast and it still works just fine!

This is why you don’t drink kids, not even one beer. 

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 

(via henrycavills)

This just happened.