• Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

fleurdulys:

The Green Vineyard - Vincent van Gogh

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“When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.”
— A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States.  (via 5ft1)

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“I did not intend to get this drunk”
— Me everytime I drink (via upperslut)

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“I can never be like, ‘I’m really sorry about last night, I was just so drunk.’ Now I have to be like, ‘I’m really sorry about last night, it’s just that I’m mean and loud. It probably will happen again.’”
— John Mulaney on losing the best excuse when he stopped drinking (via chalriepace)

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tssfxx:

helllotittys:

have—not:

i love this photo because at first you think that she was going to get married but instead her husband to be left her, or something like that. but actually its quite the opposite. i clicked on the source and it brought me to an article explaining the story behind this photo, and shes not crying, shes hungover. her and her husband went to a football game on their wedding day, and got extremely drunk and partied all night. they took the subway home because they couldn’t drive. so no, its not a sad heartbreaking story, its a crazy joyful one. which in my opinion makes the picture even more amazing.

CAN PEOPLE PLEASE REBLOG THE PIC WITH THIS CAPTION^ AND NOT THE ONE WHERE EVERYONE IS SAD AND ARE LIKE “POOR GIRL GOD BLESS”

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